dirtywrong100

Periodically, raskazzptitsa and I chat about how random things we discuss are just absurd enough to make decent challenges for the dirtywrong100. These moments never really move us to do anything, so typing this is a great feat of...something. Don't get used to it or anything. ;)

This new challenge is "Serious Character in a Shit Job". To be clear, our current chat has already covered Arvin Sloane "makin' the donuts". (raskazzptitsa's Arvin love will never die, and I just know what I'm going to want for breakfast.)

Extra points? Write them doing a job you've had. It may not stand out to the rest of us, but we figure your inside knowledge and bitterness will amuse us, bitches! be very entertaining.

• Author: swatch_dogs 
  Title: Return of the Tamatown Chimney Sweep
  Pairing: Ichigotchi/Memetchi
  Summary: Memetchi learns about Ichigotchi's secret double life.
  Rating: X
  Warnings: Slash and Squick

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Title- Circus
Fandom- Harry Potter
Rating- PG-13 for nudity
Character- Arthur Weasley

( It's been a blast being part of this community! Thank you for all the laughs. )

Okay, kids, I announced this a while back, but I'm moving up the event because real life has gotten crazy and doesn't look to be getting any less crazy any time soon.

Herein lies the last hurrah, the final new challenge for the dirtywrong100.

So what happens now? The community will stay open for the forseeable future, and after this week consider it a permanent open week. Any time the mood strikes, you can do a drabble based on any of the 40-someodd previously-issued challenges (check out the memories for the full list). And hey, if I ever come up with something else suitably dirty and wrong enough for you crazies to play with, I'll probably throw it out here as a bonus challenge.

Before I go, though, I wanna thank all the fabulous people who've made this such a great experience for the past year. dreamtree, of course, gets special smoochies for starting this wacky place with me last November, but most of the big love goes to the regulars who consistantly made me laugh, cry, and spontaneously vomit - often simultaneously. You guys made this whole trip well worth it, even if the emotional scars inflicted upon my tender psyche by the scary-assed images y'all conjured up may never heal. I'd name the regs, but let's face it, you know I'll forget someone, and then there'll be drama, and I'll have to break out Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin again and hello, no one wants that. So: Thank You.

Now, onwards and, hopefully, downwards.

Challenge Forty

Naked Smoking Clown Revisited! Because we oughta bring this baby full-circle. He's back, and he's more naked and surly than ever! (Actually, keep in mind 'clown' is gender-neutral, so if you wanna do a lady clown, by all means go for it. I just find the mental image of a surly, skinny old man dressed as the naked clown to be hiiiilarious.) Yes, folks, it's naked clown time again. The only catch? Put him anywhere but the subway. The mall, the zoo, CIA headquarters, Sunnydale library, have the Stargate team find a whole planet full of naked smoking clowns...go wild!

Title: Sometimes There's A Heartbeat Inside Her
Author: Lara
Rating: R for blood and squicky/controversial subject matter
Fandom: BtVS
A/N: Yes, I am a very sick person; no, I don't want any help, thanks.

( Please don't read if abortion offends you, though that's not really going on here. )

Title: Road Trip Averted
Author: Lara
Rating: PG
Fandom: BtVS, set between seasons 5 & 6
Pairing: Spike/Dawn Friendship

( 100 words exactly, yeah, that's the ticket... )

No death by penises? Tsk. You people wound me.

Challenge Thirty-Nine

Laundry List! Incorporate at least three of the six following items into your drabble:

a metal coathanger
a gerbil
peanut butter
a severed hand
a tube of lipstick
a used condom

This may or may not have been inspired by me cleaning out my car today....

Second verse, same as the first!

Challenge Thirty-Eight

Death By Penis! I mean, they kinda look like swords, right?

Title: Poor Xander
Author: cdybedahl
Fandom: BtVS
Rating: PG
Words: 100 exactly

( Xander was lying on the floor... )

I was gonna throw up a late challenge, but these death-by-vagina fics are cracking me up so much I wanna roll it another week. So deadly-girlparts on, and on Sunday - the boys will have their turn >;)